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Shandong said, "I think we should bring rubber sticks. In case Mao gets the first move, we won’t fight with our bare hands."
I said, "This is no problem … Monkey, do you have a hand-weighing guy? Where are the monkeys? Monkey monkey! "
"Here" sounded outside the small Guangxi sound.
I said, "What are you doing out?"
He said, "sharpen the knife!" " Say jump.
When he came in, he held a knife in his hand and waved it proudly. We were startled. The knife in his hand was as wide as two palms. The back of the knife was thick and the blade was a foot long. If I remember correctly, this knife should be an old cook and chop ribs! Boy, why don’t you split the old hairy head into two pieces with such a knife? Shandong asked, "Why do you kill pigs with this knife?"
Small Guangxi said, "It’s not killing a hairy bear! No matter how rough they are, I have to move their heads with this knife! "
I handfuls of knife back "do you want to kill us? If you show this knife, Lao Mao will shoot the horse without saying anything, and all three of us will be screened! "
Small Guangxi mumbled, "Didn’t the brigade commander let us make trouble out of control? It’s not like making trouble without a knife."
I said, "No, you find another guy!"
He grinned. "Haha, I knew you wouldn’t agree, so I prepared props early in the morning. Look!" Magic seems to conjure up an extra-large tomato stick with a small head and a big head that is still alive with curvature. This thing is only 40 centimeters long. It is absolutely not a problem to beat people alive with a stick, but if this stick is hit, the guy is definitely not as simple as being unconscious. Maybe it will be a river of blood! Because there are dozens of rusty nails nailed to the end of the stick, it looks like a mace, and the chrysanthemum is numb! Shandong and I are depressed. We are going to make trouble. To put it bluntly, we are going to fight. There is no need to kill people. The primary school teacher told us that we should fight with love!
Out of longing for a long life, Shandong grabbed the stick, threw it and seized it, and went to carry out an order that was rarely absurd to the extreme in our military history.
It’s good to drive to the Soviet post. Ten soldiers in a class saved trouble. Except the machine gunner, everyone else was eating lunch with relish. We noticed that one of them was a hot female soldier with a submachine gun and a blue eye, talking and laughing with these soldiers. It seems that it should be from paratroopers. We have to be careful. The blood lesson tells us that no female soldier dares to fight the battlefield!
The three of us swaggered past the high-altitude heavy machine guns with great lethality.
"What are you doing? You have entered our defense zone and stopped or we will shoot! " The Soviet machine gunner on duty reacted sharply. Hewen made people tongue-tied when they listened. Of course, we didn’t understand Russian, but the meaning was still white. Instead, we accelerated our pace. The Soviet sentry probably didn’t dare to shoot until we understood our intentions. Let’s go all the way to the small Guangxi outside the post door and kick the post door and make a loud noise.
"Open the door and check the water meter!"
This foot has exposed our meaning. Yes, we are here to pick a fight.
The door opened and a group of people came out to take the lead. It seems that Lao Mao still attaches great importance to this post. A captain came to sit in! The captain glared at the two machine gunners, then looked at us and said, "What are you doing here?"? This is our defense zone and you are not welcome! "
I said, "I saw a ghost. This is our logistics line. How did it become your sector? Isn’t that too bullying? Get out of here, or I’ll tell you to crawl back! "
Xiao Guangxi said, "Fuck off the horse or we will turn our faces!"
Captain’s face became gloomy. "Are you trying to make trouble?"
Shandong said, "No, we’re not bothering you, you’re bothering us! This is our logistics line. You built the post here, but will you let us live? Dismantle the horse for me or I will dismantle it for you! "
Our attitude is so arrogant that it is obvious that we have made public anger. These bears are all angry, pointing at our noses and screaming. We don’t understand it, but we can’t let them scold in vain. Just learn to scold back with a warm and friendly smile. "I fuck your sister and your mother and boast that I am better in bed than your father; I fucked your sister, and your mother praised me for being better in bed than your father …… "The bears didn’t understand, but the captain didn’t understand. A handsome face was as red as a pig’s liver! He called "Don’t blame us for being rude again!"
Small Guangxi stood on tiptoe and put his hands into a megaphone and shouted at Dawei’s ear, "I fuck your sister and your mother and boast that I am better than your father!" "
Captain’s anger pushed the thin and thin Guangxi to fly and fell into the post. Shandong got angry and pushed Captain back several steps. It turned out that this small silver rod wax spear was out of sight! Captain managed to shake his body, but at this moment, a bottle full of vodka drew a beautiful arc with a cold light, and the Indiana Jones gesture was so accurate that he couldn’t be allowed to hit his head again. Captain issued a cry of pain, covering his bleeding head and squatting in the small Guangxi, coming out with a bottle of vodka in his hand and licking his mouth and saying, "Dear friends, I just tasted their famous wine, and my mother is almost like alcohol!" Is this also called famous wine? Dare they not drink famous wine! "
Several bears are going crazy. The female soldier couldn’t help calling a whole person to pounce on the small Guangxi like a female leopard. As expected, it was not a vegetarian. The small Guangxi threw away the bottle and fought with this provocative female soldier, and his Soviet soldiers joined the battlefield against me.
We formed a melee, and then the three of us covered each other back to back and spat at the Soviet soldiers who were besieging us. Whoever showed the most bravery, we ignored others, and no matter who punched him, no one would try to disperse us. Even the captain, a total of eleven Soviet soldiers, besieged us, but their fighting skills still needed to be high. Of course, they were full of strength, but the threat to us veteran soldiers was not great, but the female soldier was hard enough. Hand greeting to the key has caused us considerable pressure. Shandong may have been provoked by her several times. I fought with her. Small Guangxi and I suddenly felt much more relaxed. Although we all got a lot of punches, it’s okay. These guys’ fighting capacity is a little higher than five in our eyes. My Soviet soldier’s face took a step back. My right hook naturally hit him in the face. He fell like a cereal handle. Hey, hey, this punch is not light.
"oh! Oh! "
Two more Soviet soldiers fell down to cover the human reproduction, and they had to roll their props all over the floor. Small Guangxi hey hey smiled. "Grandma, it’s better for me to cut off my grandson’s leg!"
This is small enough!
Knock!
A plank brick smashed my head open, and Venus appeared in front of my eyes. I turned around and stared at the guy who was already blindsided. "It can’t be smashed, can it?" He held up half a plank brick and turned pale, and retreated again and again. I was about to settle accounts with him. Another wooden stick as thick as a child’s arm hit my head with a gust of wind, and it snapped into two pieces of hard qigong. But we soldiers have to study hard. It is said that some cattle people have practiced at home for a long distance, and even if they are directly hit by a crossbow, they will be unscathed. Although we haven’t practiced to this point, a plank brick and a wooden stick can put me down and I can’t let the company commander kill me with a stick!
I kicked that guy who violated the game specifications five or six meters away!
Small Guangxi also knocked down a Soviet soldier. Now our opponent is left with the captain and a private captain. Private belongs to me. Small Guangxi has only a few times to knock them down. Small Guangxi kneels down the hapless private and beats him one by one. The strength is quite in place. Otherwise, the private will get tea from Yan Luowang with two punches, and I will punch and kick the captain as a dead dog and beat his grandmother for a long time. It’s so cool to beat a group of old hairs this time!
It’s a pity that the good times didn’t last long. We played hard and shouted "Stop it!" Looking back, I don’t know when a group of Soviet soldiers appeared behind us, staring at us with their eyes burning with fire. They would come and beat us half to death if they asked their chief to give us a gesture!
Small Guangxi spared the soldier who was beaten to death and jumped up.
To say, "Want to bully more and less, right? Come on, even if you are together, your brother will not be vague about you! "
The Soviet officer who led the team almost burst into flames and roared, "arrest these guys who ran to our defense zone to make trouble!"
Soviet soldiers on the 20 th and 30 th came around with a shout, and we were stupid enough to fight! The Soviet soldiers were completely angered and were about to start a fight ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Soviet soldiers screamed and screamed and rushed to avoid rifle fire. However, no bullets flew over, but there were three pairs of leather boots that trampled on them. As they ran, they shouted, "You can’t rely on your strength to fight after you learn to be clever!"
When the gun was fired, it was a small Guangxi imitation! Almost out of breath vomiting blood, the Soviet soldiers screamed and jumped up to chase! The three of us fled, and there was chaos everywhere …
Chapter 36 The storm resurfaces (3)
The Soviet army was nervous enough to come with the Chinese army. It was almost out of control because of the auspicious Sambo. The desert division tried to squeeze out the Yanlong Corps. Now the Yanlong Corps actually ran to their property to make trouble and injured many officers and men. That’s not to add fuel to the fire. More than 17,000 officers and men of the desert division were angered and shouted to retaliate against the teachers. Even more, the dog was so angry that people stole it and stewed it. Even if I didn’t care about it with you, you dared to beat my soldiers. That’s not to give me eye drops! The Yanlong Army is not a vegetarian either. Your mother wants to pick peaches, right? You’ve been unhappy for a long time. The battle at Zhenbao Island was not enough. Let’s have another fight! The two armies are getting more and more fierce. Maybe they will fight without waiting for Citigroup to call them. Su Lanwu, the chief of staff, has a wry smile and intervened to put out the fire and cool the two enemies. Now we can’t be in a state of chaos!
The commander of the desert division made a condition: "It’s ok to reconcile, but the Yanlong Army must lift the alert on the periphery of Ashanti and let us enter freely!"